Best Bill Cosby Quotes

Best Bill Cosby Quotes

Bill Cosby quotes are a compilation of remarks from the man himself. His quotes cover a range of topics and are very funny. Bill Cosby was one of the funniest comedians in the 1980s and 1990s. He is most famous for “The Bill Cosby Show” and the latter “The Cosby Show.” Cosby started as a stand-up comedian and others like Kevin Hart followed suit.

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Bill Cosby, real name William Henry Cosby Jr. is an American actor, comedian, author, and musician. In the 1990s he was a household name for having one of the greatest comedy shows of the day. Cosby who is now a registered and convicted sex offender called out Gayle King for claiming now deceased Kobe Bryant for sexual assault. Bryant was eventually cleared of all charges. Below are a number of quotes from Bill Cosby.

Best Bill Cosby Quotes

“The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.”
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“In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. ”
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“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
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“Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.”
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“Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.”
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“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”
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“Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.”
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“Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.”
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“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
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“No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.”
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“I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.”
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“Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.”
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“Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.”
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“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.”
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“And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.”
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“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”
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“A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.”
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“I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.”
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“I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!”
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“The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.”
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“If you want to be seen, stand up.If you want to be heard, speak up.If you want to be appreciated, shut up.”
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“Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.”
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“A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.”
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“Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.”
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