Tina Fey quotes are hilarious, controversial and sometimes she says things that are better left unsaid. She talks about pretty much, anything. She can say some very funny things just like Steve Harvey and Kevin Hart.
Tina Fey Wiki
Tina Fey, real name Elizabeth Stamatina Fey is an American comedian, writer, playwright, producer, and actress. She works at NBC and is widely known for Saturday Night Live (SNL) which hosts many celebrities. In January 2020, she was a guest on the Oprah Winfrey 2020 Vision Tour. Below are a number of her quotes.
Best Tina Fey Quotes
“Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.”
“If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?"
“To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair."
“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne."
“Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.”
"You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute."
“I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool."
“In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way."
“Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one."
“THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, only opportunities."
“Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster."
“You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.”
“It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV."
“The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30."
“What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do."
“Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion."
“This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury."
“Never tell a crazy person he’s crazy."
“And I can see Russia from my house."
"You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings."
“There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist."
“No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free."
“It’s a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but it’s my lot in life."
“You must not look in that mirror at your doughy legs and flat feet, for today is about dreams and illusions, and unfiltered natural daylight is the enemy of dreams."