Best Funny Car Quotes

Best Funny Car Quotes

Funny car quotes are complex remarks about cars and people relating about cars. Over the last century cars have become part of our daily lives and they have become a norm for most of us to have. Funny singing quotes are a great read as well, you can sing while driving your car. It seems there is nothing that you can’t make a funny quote about and cars are no exception. If you love cars, then you should have something funny to say about them.

Funny Car Quotes

“Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus."     Françoise Sagan

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"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."
Prince Philip


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“Relationships, like cars, should undergo regular services to make sure they are still roadworthy."     
Zygmunt Bauman


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“Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror."
Colin Powell


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“The car has become an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete in the urban compound."
Marshall McLuhan


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“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
Doug Larson


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“It is amazing how may drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down."
Mario Andretti


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"The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man."
Marshall McLuhan


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"The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man."
Marshall McLuhan


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“Never have more children than you have car windows."
Erma Bombeck


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“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck."
Jeff Foxworthy


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“A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days."
Tim Allen


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“We're in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."     
David Suzuki


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“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
Earl Wilson


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“A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system."
Jean Cocteau


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“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it."    
Dudley Moore


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“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers."
Colin Mcrae


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“In the old days drivers were fat and tires were skinny."
Jose Froilan Gonzalez


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“If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?"     
Steven Wright


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“It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner."
Ben Berger


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