Best Funny Cat Quotes

Best Funny Cat Quotes

Funny cat quotes will put a smile on your face especially if you are a cat lover. These people come up with some of the most hilarious ways to express the behavior of cats. It is very likely that many cat owners and cat lovers can identify with many of these remarks. By the way you can also see funny dog quotes, another funny animal option.

Funny Cat Quotes

“If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way."Mark Twain

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“Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals."
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“You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do."
Unknown


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“Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around."
Unknown


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“I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse."
Unknown


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“Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you."
Unknown


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“Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience."
Pam Brown


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"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
Terry Pratchett


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"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
Terry Pratchett


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“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person."
Dan Greenberg


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“A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization."
Unknown


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“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
Mary Bly


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“No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch."
Leo Dworken


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“Dogs have owners, cats have staff."
Unknown


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“After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference."
Charlotte Gray


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“I’m a cat whisperer. When I go to people’s houses, their cats always like me better than the owners."
Cory Monteith


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“A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to."
Louis J. Camuti


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“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein


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“She clawed her way into my heart and wouldn’t let go.
Missy Altijd


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“When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?"
Montaigne


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