Best Funny Celebrity Quotes

Best Funny Celebrity Quotes

Funny Celebrity quotes are a hilarious set of quotes from many different celebrities that are full of humor and sometimes weird. You will finds quotes from Ellen Degeneres who is always funny and others like Brad Pitt. These famous people can conjure some really weird and funny quotes, but you should read for yourself.

Funny Celebrity Quotes

“Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let’s get that straight. OK? We don’t do crack. We don’t do that. Crack is whack."Whitney Houston

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“Is this chicken or is this fish?"
Jessica Simpson


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“Psychiatry is a pseudoscience.... You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do...Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don’t even -you’re glib. You don’t even know what Ritalin is."
Tom Cruise Arguing With Matt Laurer


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“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
Arnold Schwarzeneger


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“I thought Europe was a country?”
Kellie Pickler 


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"I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows."
Mariah Carey


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“The virginity issue. There are so many emotions involved that I would like to be able to wait until I know I’m with the right person and I’m married."
Britney Spears


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“Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?"
Paris Hilton


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“Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?"
Paris Hilton


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"I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me."
Britney Spears


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“I liked Michael Jackson better dark. And I liked his nose a lot better, too. If he has any more taken off, I don't know how he's gonna breathe."
Loretta Lynn


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“They misunderestimated me."
George Bush


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“I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist."
Tara Reid


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“Can we got on with this? I've got to do AIDS and Alzheimer's and land mines this afternoon, and I want to get back for Deal or No Deal. Plus, Gwyneth's making drumsticks."
Chris Martin


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“I'll be honest, I felt an urge to squeeze him like a kitten and that led to the gesture I made. There was nothing behind it really."
Vladimir Putin


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“He looks like a girl."
Marlon Brando on Leonardo DiCaprio


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“Occasionally. One of the things I've used on the Google is to pull up maps. It's very interesting to see -- I've forgot the name of the program -- but you get the satellite, and you can -- like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It reminds me of where I wanna be sometimes."
George Bush


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“I've never heard a Jay-Z song."
Miley Cyrus


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“My life is an open book. With illustrations."
Hugh Hefner


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"I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends."
Pete Sampras


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