Best Funny Chocolate Quotes

Best Funny Chocolate Quotes

Funny chocolate quotes talk about chocolate and how living without it just won’t work. The quotes are funny indeed and those who talk about chocolate seem to be under its spell. Many compare it to something addictive and beyond this world, you can be sure that these quotes are hilarious. Friends enjoy chocolate together, read funny friendship quotes as well.

Funny Chocolate Quotes

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."Charles M. Schulz

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“Forget love — I’d rather fall in chocolate!"
Unknown


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“Chocolate says I’m sorry so much better than words."
Rachel Vincent


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“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate."
Jo Brand


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“Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays."
Unknown


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"Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive."
Joanne Harris


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“Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates."
Fernando Pessoa


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“Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate."
Sandra Boynton


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“Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate."
Sandra Boynton


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“Nothing is more romantic than chocolate."
Ted Allen


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“The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare…neither knew chocolate."
Sandra Boynton


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“Switzerland is a place where they don’t like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate."
Brooklynite Larry David


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“Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate."
John Milton


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“What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead."
George Bernard Shaw


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“The way to a woman’s heart is through truth and trust. Well, all except mine. Mine is through chocolate."
Taylor E. Bennet


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“Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive."
Joanne Harris


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“Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered."
Unknown


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“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get."
Tom Hanks (Forrest Gump)


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“Chocolate makes everyone smile – even bankers."
Benneville Strohecker


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"Money talks. Chocolate sings."
Unknown


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