Best Funny Cleaning Quotes

Best Funny Cleaning Quotes

Funny cleaning quotes are funny remarks by people who hate to clean and consider it a nuisance. The quotes on this page will make it seem that they don’t like to clean and that is certain. Funny cleaning quotes bring out the humor in the everyday challenges people who clean face, so smile but be considerate. Also read funny family quotes, when it comes to cleaning he home everyone should participate, don’t you think?

Funny Cleaning Quotes

“Both of us can’t look good at the same time, it’s me or the house."Unknown

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“I had to clean my house for two hours just to tell guests, “Sorry about the mess.”
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“You never know what you have, until you clean your closet."
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“Cleaning with children in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.”
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“Have you ever looked at the last few loads of laundry and considered just throwing them away?”
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“Cleaning the house fascinates everyone in my family.they can sit and watch me for hours.”
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“I get more cleaning done in the  10 minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week.”
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“Our house is clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy.”
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“Our house is clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy.”
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“Nothing inspires cleanliness more than an unexpected guest.”
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“Housework can’t kill you but why take a chance.”
Phyllis Diller


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“Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had the, relatively the cleaner thing?"
Katherine Whiteborn


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“I suffer from ADCD:  attention deficit cleaning disorder. it’s where you start to clean one thing but get distracted by another thing that needs cleaning.That causes you to bounce from one job to another only to end up doing a lot of work with nothing to show for it."
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“Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door."
Marcelene Cox


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“Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.”
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“Dear small line of dirt that won’t go into the dustpan I hate you with every part of my soul.”
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“Nothing inspires cleanliness more than an unexpected guest.”
Radhika Mundra


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“You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.”
Cecil Baxter


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“My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up the room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.”
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“I clean when I’m frustrated. so if you show up unannounced and our house is clean… you might want to reconsider your visit.”
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