Best Funny Cooking Quotes

Best Funny Cooking Quotes

Funny Cooking quotes talk about life in the kitchen, making delicious recipes and having a good time. For many life was and remains fun in the kitchen where great meals are prepared. These quotes are funny just like funny senior quotes and funny sleep quotes and many others.

Funny Cooking Quotes

“I have a passion for not cooking.”Unknown

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“The secret ingredient is always love."
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“My cooking is fabulous even the smoke alarm is cheering on me on.”
Unknown


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“If you can organize your kitchen, you can organize your life."
Louis Parrish


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“The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house!"
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“I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.”
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“A messy KITCHEN is a sign of happiness."
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“A recipe has no soul, you as the cook must bring soul to the recipe."
Thomas Keller


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“A recipe has no soul, you as the cook must bring soul to the recipe."
Thomas Keller


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“If there’s a recipe for success in life, it starts with picking the right ingredients.”
Unknown


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“Three words more beautiful for a married woman than I love you. “NO COOKING TODAY”
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“A clean kitchen is a sign of a wasted life.”
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“Many people have eaten in this kitchen & have gone on to lead normal, healthy lives."
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“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”
Unknown


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“Why yes, I’ve discovered the JOY of cooking. It’s when my husband does it."
Unknown


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“A guy who knows how to cook is really handsome.”
Unknown


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“Why do brides wear white? Because it’s the most popular color for kitchen appliances.”
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“There is no sincerer love than the love of food."
George Bernard Shaw


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“My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it."
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“One day..I’m gonna make the onions cry.”
Unknown


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