Best Funny Exercise Quotes

Best Funny Exercise Quotes

Funny exercise quotes talk about the funnier side of what exercising is like for those who don’t like to do it. Truly, many people don’t like to exercise because its hard work and can be painful and time consuming. However it makes you healthy, you can see more about that in funny health quotes. The exercise quotes on this page are funny and will definitely be worth the workout.

Funny Exercise Quotes

“I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat."Unknown

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Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend."
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“Me watching Olympics: Woah! That was outstanding! Announcer: Another devastating mistake."
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“Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day."
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“I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough."
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“Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning."
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“I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run."
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"Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day."
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"Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day."
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“Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym."
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“Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?"
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“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
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“I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge."
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“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
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“Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money."
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“I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident."
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“My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life."
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“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is."
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“I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief."
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“I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!"
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