Best Funny Family Quotes

Best Funny Family Quotes

Funny family quotes are about others sharing their stories about their own families and that of others. Some families have a wonderful time laughing at each other, creating memories and sharing some funny friendship quotes. I am sure every family has something that they consider hilarious about themselves or at least some members of the family. What can make life interesting is the diverse beliefs and thoughts of every person in that family or household.

Funny Family Quotes

“Families are like fudge - mostly sweet, with a few nuts."Les Dawson

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“Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back."
Earl Wilson


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“A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."     
Ogden Nash


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“The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions." 
Robert Brault


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“Children really can brighten up a house, because they never turn the lights off."
Ralph Bus


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“All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women."
W.C. Fields


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“I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom."
Bob Hope


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“The advantage of having only one child is that you always know who did it."    
Erma Bombeck


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“The advantage of having only one child is that you always know who did it."    
Erma Bombeck


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“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."     
Sam Levenson


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“Having a child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee."
David Frost


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“Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry."
Jerry Seinfeld


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“The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going."    
George Carlin


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“One day you will do things for me that you hate. That is what it means to be family."
Jonathan Safran Foer


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“From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge."     
Jarod Kintz


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“I think the family is the place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on."     
Ugo Betti


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“If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that members not present and subjects discussed were one and the same."     
Robert Brault


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“Family is a blessing. Just keep saying that when you are irritated by something a family member says."
Marcelina Hardy


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“In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat."
Anna Quidlen


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"In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families, that they are least two-thirds incontinent."     
Robert Brault


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