Best Funny Fishing Quotes

Best Funny Fishing Quotes

Funny Fishing quotes are about the subject of fish and the experience of fishing or wanting to fish. Anything that can be made fun is being made so. There is also other fun stuff like funny mom quotes and funny senior quotes.

Funny Fishing Quotes

“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.”Maimonides

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“The only thing bad about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star Game the next year. I’d rather go fishing for three days.”
Whitey Herzog


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“We ask a simple question and that is all we wish… Are all fisherman liars or do only liars fish?
William Sherwood Fox


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“Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.”
Chuck Clark


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“I love fishing. You put that line in the water and you don’t know what’s on the other end. Your imagination is under there.”
Robert Altman


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“There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process.”
Paul O’Neil


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“Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overo it.”
Lao Tzu


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“The two biggest things that translate from a pitching mound to hunting and fishing are patience and perseverance. When you’re on the mound, you have to take the game one pitch at a time, regardless of the score, and that approach helps when I’m in the woods or out on the water as well.”
Jon Lester


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“The two biggest things that translate from a pitching mound to hunting and fishing are patience and perseverance. When you’re on the mound, you have to take the game one pitch at a time, regardless of the score, and that approach helps when I’m in the woods or out on the water as well.”
Jon Lester


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“I get out in my boat and go fishing inshore and offshore”
Rickie Fowler


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“The fishing is a great relief for me. When I’m out there’s no cell phone ringing. I’m out there fishing with bears. I’m in the middle of God’s country catching tons of fish. I just absolutely love it.”
Rich Barry


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“I learned the first night that IHOP’s not the place to order fish.”
Larry David


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“Once I retire and slow down, I don’t want to be in New York. I want to be somewhere near a lake or a pond, so that on my days when I have nothing to do, I can go fishing.”
Sharon Jones


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“I do fish. I think there is a connection between thinking and fishing mostly because you spend a lot of time up to your waist in water without a whole lot to keep your mind busy.”
Anthony Doerr


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“Do not tell fish stories where the people know you… but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.”
Mark Twain


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“I can really fish… I’ve been fishing since I was a little kid.”
Deion Sanders


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“I only make movies to finance my fishing.”
Lee Marvin


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“I grew up in a small, strictly Catholic fishing village on the coast of Wales. The people there have a different attitude to life than those in Hollywood… people stick together more.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones


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“The Polynesians used to have a system where they proclaimed a fishing area as ‘taboo.’ If any fisherman was caught fishing in a taboo area, they would be killed. The Polynesians understood that the fish had to be given a chance to recover.”
Paul Watson


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“When I go fishing I like to know that there’s nobody within five miles of me.”
Norman MacCaig


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