Funny food quotes is all about getting a good laugh when it comes to food and the desire for it. Of course it is unwise for anyone to eat too much food or even too much of a particular food, yet there is a lot of humor in these quotes if rightly understood. Are you a food lover, then have a good laugh as you read these funny food quotes and funny friendship quotes as a bonus.
Funny Food Quotes
“Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard."Unknown
“I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake."
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“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life."
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“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts."
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“There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate."
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“When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich."
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“All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips."
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“I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor."
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“I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor."
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“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
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“Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing" section."
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“One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.”
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“All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza."
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“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe."
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“The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it's a potato with fur."
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“Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending."
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“Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them."
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“Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way."
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“"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it.”
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"You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
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