Funny friendship quotes talk about friends who are like no other and will do strange things for their friendship. These quotes are so very funny, you should also see funny singing quotes, it is amazing what friends will do for each other. It is also amazing what friends require as a mode for friendship, and this group of quotes take the cake.
Funny Friendship Quotes
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face."Unknown
“Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with."
Robert Brault
“Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces."
Anne Lindbergh
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital."
Unknown
“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that."
Unknown
"Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside."
Unknown
“We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits."
William Somerset Maugham
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
Bernard Meltzer
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
Bernard Meltzer
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday"
Erma Bombeck
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success."
Oscar Wilde
“I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you."
Ann Richards
“I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends."
Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job."
Laurence J. Peter
“Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends."
Virginia Woolf
“I don’t what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship."
Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much."
Unknown
“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
Elbert Hubbard
“One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements."
Marcelene Cox
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."
Linda Grayson