Best Funny Goodbye Quotes

Best Funny Goodbye Quotes

Funny goodbye quotes are all about telling others goodbye, whether we want to or not. Saying goodbye is never easy when it comes to someone you love, on the other hand, it’s the easiest thing when you could care less. This page brings out the finnier side of saying goodbye. Other hilarious quotes are funny car quotes and funny senior quotes.

Funny Goodbye Quotes

"Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who's already left."Robert Byrne

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"So long, and thanks for all the fish!" 
Douglas Adams


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"It is generally agreed that 'Hello' is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said 'Goodbye,' it could confuse a lot of people."
Dolph Sharp


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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go"
Oscar Wilde


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"Goodbye, Vietnam! That's right, I'm history, I'm outta here, I got the lucky ticket home, baby."
Good Morning Vietnam


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"A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it." 
Helen Rowland


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"Bye Felicia!"
Friday


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"See you later, alligator" - "See You Later Alligator,"
Bill Haley and the Comets


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"See you later, alligator" - "See You Later Alligator,"
Bill Haley and the Comets


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"Goodbye, don't cry! We won't!"
Unknown


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"Goodbye, we will miss trying to avoid you around here!"
Unknown


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"With your resignation your employment in this office may finish, but the sweet memories of working with you will never diminish."
Unknown


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"Farewell. Someone is really going to miss you. But, it is not going to be me!"
Unknown


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"It will not be the same without you. It will actually be better!"
Unknown


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"Not all goodbyes are sad, for example "Goodbye Class!"
Unknown


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"90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.'"
Unknown


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"I still see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.'”
Unknown


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"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep not screaming like all the passengers in her car."
Unknown


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"When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!'”
Unknown


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“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying Goodbye so hard.”
Winniw The Pooh


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