Best Funny Happy Quotes

Best Funny Happy Quotes

Funny happy quotes will put a smile on your face, its amazing what some people come up with. These quotes will bring a smile to your face as they are designed to spread cheer and happiness. Funny singing quotes are also from a host of persons, some famous others not so. However, regardless of the individuals who have contributed these quotes will bring joy to your day.

Funny Happy Quotes

“They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves."Unknown

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“Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion.
Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion.
Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion.
Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight."
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“I feel the best when I am happy."
Unknown


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“In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it."
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“Be happy, it drives people crazy."
Unknown


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“Smiles are contagious... be a carrier."
Unknown


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“Happiness does not have a price tag so smile."
Unknown 


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"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates 


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"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates 


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“Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time."
Unknown


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“Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met."
Unknown


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“If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front."
Unknown


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“The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing."
Unknown


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“The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes."
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“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
Unknown


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“I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late”
Unknown


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“What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"
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“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!"
Billy Connolly


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“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
A. A. Milne


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“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
Abraham Lincoln


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