Best Funny Horse Quotes

Best Funny Horse Quotes

Funny horse quotes share many humorous remarks about horses, whether its riding or just caring for them. It amazes me how many funny quotes they are about horses or anything related in any way to them. Another hilarious topic is funny mom quotes and funny senior quotes, you will love those as well.

Funny Horse Quotes

“A Life without horses, is like taking a breath without air.”Meghan M.

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“When people say it’s JUST a horse, they JUST don’t understand…”
Hannah


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“If you haven’t fallen off a horse…then you haven’t been ridin long enough."
Hilliebillie Deluxe


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“>>>If horse riding was easy,
it would be called football<<<”
~~~*C*A*R*M*E*N*~~~


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“Home is where the horse is… So I’ll be in the barn!!”
Molly


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“In life, horses are some of the best friends you’ll ever have!”
Meghan


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“You can take a horse out of the wild, but you can’t take the wild out of the horse!”
Ericah


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“The worst part of riding is when you dismount.”
Danica W.


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“The worst part of riding is when you dismount.”
Danica W.


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“If God created anything more Beautiful then a horse he kept it for himself.”
Jess


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“If you want to know about a horse’s life just look into his eyes.”
S-A-M-A-N-T-H-A 😉 


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“When I fall off of a horse I don’t check and make sure I’m alright, ill be just fine I’ll check the horse and make sure he is okay.”
Torie


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“God didn’t create the horse for a tool. He created it so girls could have a best friend.”
Erica


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“I never fall off.
I just,
Dismount with style.”
HORSA_CLOTHING


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“An English Horse Has Grace
A Western Horse Has Pleasure
But My horse Has It ALL”
Emily


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“Galloping – Another word for flying.”
Em


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“He may knock down a pole, but he will never break my heart.”
Michelle


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“Treat you as good as my horse…I DONT THINK SO !”
Lenora


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“The saddle is my home.
Ride to live, live to ride.
Cowgirls don’t cry, ride baby ride.”
Shannon Smith


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“My horse teaches me everything that I need to know about myself.”
Joannie


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