Best Funny Inspirational Quotes

Best Funny Inspirational Quotes

Funny inspirational quotes are a smart but hilarious way to inspire others about anything in life. Many people become inspired by various remarks that others share, especially from persons that have risen to new heights by beating the odds in their life. Funny love quotes are a great inspiration as well. This page has a lot of quotes to motivate you but in a funny way.

Funny Inspirational Quotes

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”Steven Wright

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“I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx


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“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”
Mark Twain


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“If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
Yogi Berra 


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“There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson


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“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.”
Robert Benchley


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“Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.”
Langston Coleman


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“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.”
Kyle Chandler


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“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.”
Kyle Chandler


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“It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.”
Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes


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“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats.”
Voltaire


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“When I hear somebody sigh, Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?'” Sydney Harris


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“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.”
Joe Girard


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“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.”
Robert Frost


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“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”
George Bernard Shaw


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“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.”
Mark Twain


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“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.”
Billie Burke


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“The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.”
Maureen Dowd


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“It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.”
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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“The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm.”
Malcolm Forbes


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