Funny life quotes look into how life can be and try to make the best of it, by finding the humor of it all. Life can be tough and what can make it even tougher is a negative gloomy outlook. Funny friendship quotes share a lot of life’s lessons too as having friends is part of life. Learning to laugh at your past and your mistakes can take a lot off your mind and give you some level of comfort.
Funny Life Quotes
“This too shall pass... It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass."Unknown
“I don't want to adult today, I just want to dog. I'll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks."
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“Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge."
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“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift. That's why we call it the "present."
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“I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide."
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“If you think nobody cares that you're alive try missing a couple of payments."
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“Whenever I have a headache I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle."
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“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts."
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“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts."
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“You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night."
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“Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed."
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“I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.”
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“So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff."
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“Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime."
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“Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
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“Be kind to people, and if that's too much to ask for then just be weird to people. It's the least you can do."
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“I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years."
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“I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!"
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“I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.”
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"If you're going through hell, keep going.”
Winston Churchill