Best Funny Love Quotes

Best Funny Love Quotes

Funny love quotes are all about the quirky funny ways that love can make you feel. Many individuals share their own thoughts and experiences from various relationships. It is a wonderful thing that people can be in love or were in love and still laugh about it all. Another hilarious and popular idea is funny singing quotes, love and singing go hand in hand.

Funny Love Quotes

“My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside — Made in Taiwan."Leopold Fetchner 

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“Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings."
David Sedaris


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“Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
Phyllis Diller


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“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery."
Erma Bombeck


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“Love is sharing your popcorn."
Charles Schultz


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“Romance is the icing, but love is the cake."
Unknown


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“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
Groucho Marx


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“A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt."
Spanish Proverb


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“A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt."
Spanish Proverb


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“Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else."
Jean Kerr


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“Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one."
Fran Lebowitz


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“Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t."
Unknown


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“Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it."
Phyllis Schlafly


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“Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake."
Unknown


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“What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds."
Cindy Garner 


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“According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets."
Unknown


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“If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you."
Unknown


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“My head and my heart will never cease their endless war. When my head says ‘I don’t care, my heart says ‘I do care’. When my head says ‘I’m not thinking about her, my heart says ‘of course you do.’"
Unknown


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“It is not love that makes a relationship complicated; it’s the people in it who do."
Unknown


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“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
Albert Einstein


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