Best Funny Mom Quotes

Best Funny Mom Quotes

Funny Mom quotes are hilarious quotes by celebrity moms and about moms in general. Raising kids is no joke but has its funny moments nevertheless. Check funny birthday quotes, moms know kids love birthdays. You can also read funny money quotes, moms know raising children isn’t cheap.

Funny Mom Quotes

“The majority of my diet is made up of foods that my kid didn't finish."Carrie Underwood

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“Every day when you're raising kids, you feel like you could cry or crack up and just scream 'This is ridiculous!' because there's so much nonsense, whether it's what they're saying to you or the fact that there's avocado or poop on every surface."
Kristen Bell


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“Sleep at this point is just a concept, something I'm looking forward to investigating in the future."
Amy Poehler


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“After we got home from the hospital, I didn’t shower for a week, and then John and I were like, 'Let’s go out for dinner.’ I could last only about an hour because my boobs were exploding. When the milk first comes in, it’s like a tsunami. But we went, just to prove to ourselves that we could feel normal for a second."
Emily Blunt


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“When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you."
Nora Ephron


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"Sometimes I stand there going, 'I'm not doing any of this right!' And then I get this big man belch of her and I go, 'Ah, we accomplished this together.'"
Christina Applegate


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“Twelve years later the memories of those nights, of that sleep deprivation, still make me rock back and forth a little bit. You want to torture someone? Hand them an adorable baby they love who doesn't sleep."
Shondra Rhimes


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“Ah, babies. They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts."
Tina Fey


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“Ah, babies. They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts."
Tina Fey


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“[Having four kids is] endless stuff. It's endless entertainment, it's endless stress, endless responsibility. Everyone's at different ages and levels, everyone's into different stuff. But everyone is into slime."
Maya Rudolph


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“I've learned that it's way harder to be a baby. For instance, I haven't thrown up since the '90s and she's thrown up twice since we started this interview."
Eva Mendes


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“No one told me I would be coming home in diapers, too."
Chrissy Teigen


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“Why don't kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?"
Alyson Hannigan


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“Parenting Tip: Maybe don't leave Hungry Hungry Hippos on the floor of a dark room."
Rachel Dratch


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“Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we've set aside enough money to pay for our kids' therapy."
Michelle Pfeiffer


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“You know how once you have kids you never ever pee by yourself again? At least one of them is always in there with you at all times."
Jennifer Garner


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“If I wasn't at work, I just wanted to stay home and party with my little man — and by 'party' I mean, of course, endless rounds of 'Itsy Bitsy Spider."
Olivia Wilde


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“I always say if you aren't yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them."
Reese Witherspoon


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“Stop saying 'we're pregnant.' You're not pregnant. Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? No."
Mila Kunis


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"Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty."
Julia Roberts


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