Best Funny Money Quotes

Best Funny Money Quotes

Funny money quotes are hilarious as many celebrities and others share their thoughts about money. We all know the world is designed for money to be a big part of all we do, but its amazing to hear those who are rich say some funny things about it. In reality many of the rich like Warren Buffet and another billionaire Bill Gates give away a lot of their money.

Funny Money Quotes

“Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.” William Somerset Maugham

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“Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.”
 Helen Gurley Brown


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“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”  
Woody Allen


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“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.”
Jackie Mason


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“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.”
Family Guy


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“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.”
Rebecca Johnson


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“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.”
Kin Hubbard


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“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”
Bob Hope


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“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”
Bob Hope


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“Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.”
Jerry Seinfeld


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“Money is the best deodorant.”
Elizabeth Taylor


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“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.”
Unknown


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“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”
Oscar Wilde


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“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”
Robert Orben


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“Money often costs too much.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson


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“Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.”
Richard Friedman


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“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
Earl Wilson


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“There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one."
Jack Yelton


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“Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.”
Unknown


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"No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.”
H. Jackson Brown Jr.


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