Best Funny Morning Quotes

Best Funny Morning Quotes

Funny morning quotes are hilarious ways of expressing feelings about morning time and the struggle to cope. It is truly funny and amazing how hard mornings can be. Speaking about funny, you can also read funny senior quotes and funny birthday quotes. They are very funny as well.

Funny Morning Quotes

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”Glen Cook

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“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
Kristen Chandler


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“What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France.”
Timur Vermes


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“When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
Crystal Woods


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“Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke”. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.”
Gehenna Toss


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“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
Moss Hart


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“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
James Lileks


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“It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.”
H.G. Wells


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“It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.”
H.G. Wells


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“I have always disliked the morning, it is too responsible a time, with the daylight demanding that it be ‘faced’ and (usually when I wake for I wake late) with the sun already up and in charge of the world, with little hope of anyone usurping or challenging its authority. A shot of light in the face of a poor waking human being and another slave limbs wounded into the light-occupied territory.”
Janet Frame


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“I woke up in the morning; lay in my bed waiting until my mom will prepare the breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom.”
Unknown


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“Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.”
Lemony Snicket


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“It’s a gray morning. A roll-over-and-snuggle-deeper-in-the-covers morning.”
Kate Messner


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“Luckily, today has been cancelled. Go back to bed.”
Unknown


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“Sunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip.”
Kris Kidd


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“I wish I had a brush that could paint the whole sky and turn every morning into night.”
Akshay Vasu


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“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
Marty Rubin


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