Best Funny Singing Quotes

Best Funny Singing Quotes

Funny singing quotes are hilarious remarks made by musicians, singers and those who think they know about singing and music. On this page you will discover some famous people saying some funny things about singing and making music. You will definitely find what these individuals had to say interesting and funny.

Funny Singing Quotes

“A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians."Frank Zappa

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“Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life.”
Jean Paul


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“I want to do a musical movie. Like Evita, but with good music.”
Elton John


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“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”
Steve Martin


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“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.”
Tom Waits


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“I don’t deserve a Songwriters Hall of Fame Award. But fifteen years ago, I had a brain operation and I didn’t deserve that, either. So I’ll keep it.”
Quincy Jones


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“The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. It is he who invented the sublime art of ruining poetry.”
Erik Satie


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““All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.”
Frank Zappa


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““All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.”
Frank Zappa


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“I’ve been imitated so well I’ve heard people copy my mistakes.”
Jimi Hendrix


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“I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.”
Woody Allen


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“Life can’t be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years.”
William F. Buckley, Jr.


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“Beethoven’s last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man.”
Thomas Beecham


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“The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it’s probably a good thing. We don’t need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.”
Andy Rooney


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“All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard a horse sing a song.”
Louis Armstrong


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“Money doesn’t talk, it swears.”
Bob Dylan


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“Competitions are for horses, not artists.”
Bela Bartok


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“When an instrument fails on stage it mocks you and must be destroyed!”
Trent Reznor


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“I never had much interest in the piano until I realized that every time I played, a girl would appear on the piano bench to my left and another to my right.”
Duke Ellington


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“Let me be clear about this: I don’t have a drug problem, I have a police problem.”
Keith Richards


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