Funny sleep quotes are just that, they are quotes about sleep, whether you can get to sleep or not. If you hate to get up or you hate to go to sleep, whatever your issue when it comes to sleep we all can relate. What is interesting about the quotes on this page is how hilarious they are, I am sure you will find some of them entertaining. Don’t forget to check funny singing quotes as well.
Funny Sleep Quotes
“In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep."Unknown
"Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?"
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“People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah I want to go home, and I'll have a nap when I get there."
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“Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep."
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“I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again"
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“I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning."
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“I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed."
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"The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!"
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"The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!"
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“I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky."
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“Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up."
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“When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep."
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“Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer."
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“I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?"
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“At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up."
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“In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!"
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“When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver."
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“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do."
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“I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep."
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“Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today."
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