Best Funny Soccer Quotes

Best Funny Soccer Quotes

Funny soccer quotes are so hilarious and they make you wonder what the person was thinking at the time. Some of the names of individuals that are compiled in this list may surprise you. Maybe it’s the pressure at that point that make them says the things they do, who knows. Also check out funny exercise quotes as soccer is such a physical game.

Funny Soccer Quotes

“We lost because we didn’t win."Ronaldo

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“We didn’t underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought.”
Sir Bobby Robson


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“We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other 3% that cost us the match.”
Ruud Gullit


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“To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch. ”
Ruud Gullit


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“When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1.”
Lawrie Mcmenemy


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“Winning doesn’t really matter as long as you win.”
Vinny Jones


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“Diego Maradona – a flawed genius, who has now become a genius who is flawed.”
Bob Wilson


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“Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result.”
Sir Bobby Robson


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“Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result.”
Sir Bobby Robson


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“There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division.”
Dominic Allen


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“Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it”
Martin Tyler


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“Despite the rain, it’s still raining here at Old Trafford.”
Jimmy Hill


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“We go into the second half with United 1-0 up, so the game is perfectly balanced. ”
Peter Jones


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“I’ll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.”
Kevin Keegan


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“Well actually we got the winner up there with three minutes to go, but then they equalized.”
Ian McNail


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“It will be a shame if either side lose, and that applies to both sides.”
Jock Brown


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“Well Kerry, you’re 19 and you’re a lot older than a lot of people younger than yourself.”
Mike Gray


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“Who ever wins today will win the championship no matter who wins.”
Denis Law


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“Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.”
Graham Roberts


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“I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win.”
Howard Wilkinson


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