Funny sports quotes talk about some of the extremely funny remarks many persons associated with sports make. Whether the persons saying these things meant it or not you can be sure that they said some very hilarious things. You can also see funny food quotes and funny cooking quotes for more funny quotes.
Funny Sports Quotes
“I love the tension. I love when everything’s going wrong. ... In the NBA, they don’t promote guys like me. They like guys who like Cheerios, good guys. But I find a way to promote myself."Metta World Peace
“They don’t think it be like it is, but it do."
Oscar Gamble
“I can play in the center, on the right and occasionally on the left side.”
David Beckham
“I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.”
Jerry Rice
“You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.”
Murray Mexted
“My career was sputtering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction.”
Tracy McGrady
“He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.”
Torrin Polk
“The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch and one on the throttle.”
Bob Varsha
“The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch and one on the throttle.”
Bob Varsha
“The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level.”
Chuck LaMar
“Sometimes they write what I say, not what I mean.”
Pedro Guerrero
“Baseball is too much of a sport to be a business and too much of a business to be a sport.”
Philip Wrigley
“When you're rich, you don't write checks. ... Straight cash, homey.”
Randy Moss
“We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”
Jason Kidd
“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
Joe Theismann
“Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person.”
Jeremy Roenick
“The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.”
Randy Cross
“I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all of those handshakes.”
Phil Rizzuto
“I've never lost a game. I just ran out of time.”
Michael Jordan
“It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."
Hank Aaron