Funny thank you quotes are full of sarcasm and some genuine thank you remarks, but its all about funny. Many of us can relate to some of these quotes, especially the ones filled with sarcasm. If funny is what you love, then check out funny food quotes and funny senior quotes as well.
Funny Thank You Quotes
"So you think you're all that? So what if you saved my bacon, solved my problem, and soothed my soul. Show off.”Unknown
“You've put my life back on track to being the incredible journey it was meant to be; you're a little too awesome for your underwear.”
Unknown
“You're brilliant. Or maybe I'm brilliant because I know you?”
Unknown
“Some people are just plain old everyday people, then there's you. This superhuman, crazy smart jerk who everybody loves cause you're always there for others!”
Unknown
“Do you even know how to fail? Thank you for never learning that! Your help saved me again.”
Unknown
“There’s always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you’re not one of your creditors."
Unknown
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one."
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one."
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
“Did you go to college to learn how to buy the perfect gift? Man, you sure know how to pick 'em. Thanks for making my gift giving skills look really bad.”
Unknown
“When God was handing out all the talent, he gave you a big chunk of it, didn't he? Cause once again, I'm sending you a damn thank you card for your awesomeness.”
Unknown
“Of all the Charlie Brown's in the world, you're not the Charlie Browniest. Man, do you always have to be so helpful, so kind, so generous, so thoughtful... so perfect? Well, we're glad you are. Forget trying out for the next Peanuts Movie.”
Unknown
“For what I have received may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received."
Margaret Storm Jameson
“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
Woody Allen
“Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed."
Mark Twain
“I've thanked you and thanked you and thanked you and thanked you over a hundred times, it seems—man, I'm sick of repeating myself.”
Unknown
“Some people get to help others and some people are a hopeless case like me! Thanks again for being who you are.”
Unknown
“In a world filled with sub-par people, you're an above-the-crowd type. Thanks for being annoyingly perfect.”
Unknown
“Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn’t changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I’m just wearing better shoes."
Oprah Winfrey
“If you can’t be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped."
Unknown